Well, as my unluckiness never fails to rear its ugly head at the last moment, I stupidly sprained my left arm D:

And yes, SPRAINED, not broke. It's times like these where I think fate is out to break my limbs...It's always a sprain or something excruciatingly painful that makes me think I'm dying. But my bones never break, it's like they're indestructible. My arm could get horribly mangled by a meat grinder and the bone would still be intact somehow.

I think God made me unbreakable o_o

Just a few years ago, a basket ball smashed full-force into my middle finger and the entire thing turned purple...but once we got it X-rayed, the bone was in perfect shape But it was pretty amusing because if I closed my hand, the middle finger would stay up...

Oh yeah, and I sprained my left arm by having my dog pull me on a ripstick. (a skateboard with two wheels) And holy crap is he a runner...I mean we were going so fast I could feel tears in the corners of my eyes. But right in the middle of the street, there was a hole...well, actually it was a sinkhole but you get the idea. It totaly blended in with the street and you didn't know it was there until you hit it D:

So there I was with the wind in my hair, a big dorky smile, and not a care in the world when all of a sudden...

BAM

The front of my ripstick dives straight into the hole...

And I went flying...

So the first thing I do is throw my arms forward with the silly thought that I was actually going to catch myself.

Hello cement...

And here's the good part, I land on my left arm first, then the right...and then my face. So where are my legs? In the air D: So I'm basically upside-down at this point, skidding to a stop on all three body parts.

And then I come crashing down. Hard.

So my first thought, "What the ****?!" And then it was, "OOOOOOOAAAAWWWW!!!" I look at my right hand, and there's a good chunk of skin peeled off, and then I look at the left...and that's where the pain starts. So I thought, "I broke my arm!!" because I couldn't feel anything below the elbow. And then it just dawned on me...

"Holy crap! I'm in the middle of the street!"

I grab my dog and kick my ripstick into the grass (after shooting several glares at the ridiculously large hole in the ground) and collapse.

And then I look over and there's a little girl staring at me in horror. In just a few seconds, she ran inside XD So I think, "She's probably going to go tell her mom." And a few minutes later, her and her mom come outside...stare at me for a while...and walk in the opposite direction D:

Walking home wasn't easy either. Kids kept stopping me to pet my dog while my arm was throbbing...